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Art

Salaries

Okay, so the deal is that everyone hates their job at a bank and is only working there for the cash-money. Why the fuck is the hourly pay the same as working at McDonald's then?

http://www.mergersandinquisitions.com/investment-banking-salaries-mcdonalds/

This is Finance

Europe is running a giant Ponzi scheme

I just graduated from my college. I would like to own my own mansion in downtown Manhattan, and have a net worth of at least 8 figures by the time I am 30. Is it better to join an existing finance firm to do this, or should I start a fund or business on my own?

Life & Death

Everyone dies
But not everyone lives

Sweet Dreams

Why do people wish each other "sweet dreams" before they go to sleep? Wouldn't it be better to have nightmares and wake up to find them fake, than to dream of the desirable and wake up to find them unobtainable?

Next Stop

Get Ripped!
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